The Pondering Scribe

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

(Source: thorinium, via duraraross)

simsgonewrong:

The CIIIIIIRCLE OF LIFE…

simsgonewrong:

The CIIIIIIRCLE OF LIFE…

(via duraraross)

abrideoffire:

(◡‿◡✿) tall men that look scary and are feared by most people

(◕‿◕✿) that fall in love with itty bitty people that can bring them to their knees

(via duraraross)

gigifoundatardis:

bishoukun:

chimuwaku:

bishoukun:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

I didn’t know this either. Why is it considered a slur?

In the UK I believe it’s similar to “retard”

D8

it comes from the word “spasm” and according to wiki, is used derogatorily against people with disabilities (like the person above you said). It’s used a lot differently here in the states, but still is probably best used with care.

gigifoundatardis:

bishoukun:

chimuwaku:

bishoukun:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

I didn’t know this either. Why is it considered a slur?

In the UK I believe it’s similar to “retard”

D8

it comes from the word “spasm” and according to wiki, is used derogatorily against people with disabilities (like the person above you said). It’s used a lot differently here in the states, but still is probably best used with care.

(via chaoticgoodjinx)

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

(via talkshitnojutsu)

gotitforcheap:

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

*sniffs the meme in his wine glass* ah, vintage 2005.

gotitforcheap:

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

*sniffs the meme in his wine glass* ah, vintage 2005.

(via talkshitnojutsu)